In memoriam: Sophie was a valued team member and client greeter for over 7 years. She lived to be nearly 11 years old and is missed every day.

In one very brief statement, how would you summarize what you do?

I pretend to be a guard dog. But really I just love people.

If you could have a super-power of your choosing, what would it be?

Opposable thumbs. Damn those treat lids. Damn them…

Where all have you called home?

My dad’s house.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

Vanilla ice cream from Bruster’s.

What would be your biggest pet-peeve?

Squirrels.

What movie would you hate to admit you truly love?

The Cat from Outer Space

Pirates or Ninjas?

Pirates. I hear things about dogs in Asia. Bad things…

Marvin Gaye or The Beatles?

Beatles. They’re crunchy but chewy on the inside.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Fuzzy Wuzzy. Seriously, look it up.

When I’m not doing what I normally get paid to do, you’ll find me:

Seeing how many times I can lick someone before they ask me to stop.

What actor would play you in a movie?

Dug, from “Up”